Isn't Neely Shae pretty? She's my only girl.
Let's see what's in the ol' spam bulk file.
Gentle pork chop. (Yes, grasshopper?)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock (I don’t have it.)
If not there, where? (Have you looked in the back yard?)
You’re so far away. (I’m right next door.)
I want to sell you a Rolex. Do you want one? (Nope, but the neighbors might.)
Then why would you want to pay for money for something you can get for free? (I’m not paying for them. They keep losing them and … well, you know.)
Credit Kung-Fu … Haaiiiiya (Tae Kwan Do to you too.)
Alpha male (Hugh Jackman? Yes please.)
Some people need to live in the real world. (Excuse me? I like my world.)
On pizza. (It’s better than being on drugs.)
The book has improved vastly over what it was half a year ago. (It should. It was barely there 6 months ago.)
And it’s hard to describe the intensity of this scene. (How do you know? Susan? Glenice? Brandy? Jeanne? Which one of you sent the MS to spam?)
You keep asking a lot. (Yeah? Fine. I’ll start telling. Leave me alone.)
The answers are “it depends”, “no, definitely not”, and “yes and no”. (I’m afraid of the questions.)
Tell me this wasn’t worth it. (It depends.)
I’ll be your man. (No, definitely not.)
Do you want your dick as tall as the Eiffel Tower? (Yes and no?)
16 comments:
At least yours make some sense. I get nonsensical words, that aren't even foreign. I think these people get drunk and then send the emails.
Hi Bailey,
I only wish the spam I get were as entertaining as those in your Post. Some were quite clever -- thanks!
Apropos of shesawriter's comment, however, we have to remember: 3% of the population is chronically mentally ill (and many of them have e-mail).
Bill
I though we discovered just exactly where the alarm clocks were last week? *g* And I haven't done anything to your MS, thankyouverymuch! But, uh, you could send the pizza here, it's Sons favorite food.
Loving the Spam as ever! Thanks for the funnies!
Neely is beautiful, Bailey.
I had a lottery spam the other day telling me I'd won £250,000 (about US$480,000). How I wanted to believe it! Your spam is so funny I really look forward to reading it on Fridays. Neely Shae is gorgeous. My little girl has been chasing snowflakes. So cute! Yep, we've got another snow day which is why I'm here so early. Time to get on with the WIP ...
"Tell me this wasn’t worth it." Yes. Every Friday :)
LOLOL...I love the first one! We just saw one of those characters yesterday.
Gentle pork chop. (Yes, grasshopper?)
I'm grinning. Ear to ear.
Thanks, Bailey!
p.s. as a sidenote, do you find Neela Shae to be a bit wild? I've heard (and seen) that tortoiseshells and calicos are a bit nutty. I've only met four, so really, to my mind, that's not much of a test group. I thought you might know more?
Gentle pork chop??? LOL!!!
I know, I can just imagine Julia Child or someone walking up to the cutting board and addressing the pork chop before slicing and dicing. LOL
Got a lot to do today so I guess I'd better get off of the internet and get started. And I didn't even make it through a third of my blogging. Sheesh.
My Fridays don't come alive until I read your Spam.
Have a good day!
I keep your MS under lock and key just in case the neighbors try to lose it! LOL
Neely Shae is so cute.
Meretta - I've had several calico's over the years and none of them have been any different then my other cats.
LOL on the spam, Bailey. The spam I get is never so creative.
Love your girl kitty's coloring. Just beautiful!!!!
Friday--how did that happen?
Pork chop? WTH? And I hate alarm clocks. My spam is all for erectile dysfunction. DH is getting worried.
I can't speak for Bailey or Neely Shae, but my tortie Athena, is quite the character!
I'm innocent, I tell you, innocent lol.
I too have a cat that looks like Neely Shae. Tabatha and my oldest - 16. We call her our green eyed hissy fit cat lol. She was none to happy when I brought in other cats (4) and one temporarily. We should have made a video and sent it in to funniest videos - if you breathe in and out fast and hard she starts doing sommersaults.
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