Tuesday, March 28, 2006
You Talking to Me?
What? Who's there?
You know who this is - your current hero, Jordan Sinclair.
I've already got the loony bin set up, don't push it.
Really. You've left me in the office about ready to slap the kid brother around and you haven't been back since. What gives?
Who told you you could talk to me?
It's all over heroland. Characters can talk to their authors.
Bo Black talked to Shalvis.
Aha, I knew it! Damn Aussie. Listen Buster, let's get this straight. The Shalvis has deadlines and contracts, I don't. You can't push me around, I just cruise along at my own pace. You're not the only fish in the bucket you know. Jared, Nathan, Travis, Morgan - they're all waiting to tell their stories, so you can just go back to heroland - please tell me there isn't a heroland - and wait until I'm ready. Wait, don't do that. Keep that shirt buttoned. It disturbs mom when you run around naked. Stop it I say ... damn, I'm in trouble.
Reluctant Reunion word count: 3,812
Tonights word count: 477
Nekkid muses: priceless
Continued prayers for Olga - go visit her and give her a hug.