Tuesday, March 28, 2006

You Talking to Me?


Hey!

What? Who's there?

You know who this is - your current hero, Jordan Sinclair.

I've already got the loony bin set up, don't push it.

Really. You've left me in the office about ready to slap the kid brother around and you haven't been back since. What gives?

Who told you you could talk to me?

It's all over heroland. Characters can talk to their authors.

Name one.

Bo Black talked to Shalvis.

Aha, I knew it! Damn Aussie. Listen Buster, let's get this straight. The Shalvis has deadlines and contracts, I don't. You can't push me around, I just cruise along at my own pace. You're not the only fish in the bucket you know. Jared, Nathan, Travis, Morgan - they're all waiting to tell their stories, so you can just go back to heroland - please tell me there isn't a heroland - and wait until I'm ready. Wait, don't do that. Keep that shirt buttoned. It disturbs mom when you run around naked. Stop it I say ... damn, I'm in trouble.

Reluctant Reunion word count: 3,812
Tonights word count: 477
Nekkid muses: priceless

Continued prayers for Olga - go visit her and give her a hug.

28 comments:

Toni Anderson said...

Looking good!! Oh my jeans are tight this morning. No more cookies!!!

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

Oh. *stares* I want me a nekkid muse too!!

jason evans said...

Too funny, Eve!

Peggy said...

Ooh, what nice---eye. Gorgeous.

Bailey Stewart said...

Toni - LOL

Joely - I've seen your wordcount - you don't need a nekkid muse, but I'll see if I can find a spare around here somewhere. Yes, my hero Jordan is scrumptious.

Jason - Thanks! I decided we needed something funny after yesterdays post.

Peggy - great start for your morning, huh?

Tori Lennox said...

I hate to tell you this, but my characters talk to me all the time. Not that helps with my writing, mind you, but they do talk a lot. *g*

Bailey Stewart said...

Tori - LOL. Usually, they stay in my head and just run nekkid around the house.

glenice said...

THAT WAS GREAT!!! you are so funny!

Yes it is true--I did NOT fall off the face of the earth! Although looking out the window today I might melt if I go outside :) rain rain rain rain rain...

I must need to look back over the beginning of the week...doesn't sound good...you will let me know if something bad happens right??

well gotta go...still really hectic...too many clients to deal with at one time!

Bailey Stewart said...

Yes Glenice - I will let you know if something terrible happens. Try not to work too hard sweetie. Rain expected here today too.

glenice said...

OK I went back to yesterday...I am sorry! I don't want to bring down today's blog though...

I bet she still remembers the cow chasing her :) I just love that story...even if she has told me 20 times :)

Bailey Stewart said...

25, 30, 35 times, it won't matter because a lot of it is still in the way(s) she tells it - it kind of changes each time. I'll have to tell that one some time.

raine said...

It disturbs WHO when he runs around nekkid??! *snort!*

Brandy said...

Eve, LOVE IT! Dh would get jealous if I had naked muses running around. *sigh* Why must I live vicariously through others? *LOL*

Bailey Stewart said...

Raine - LOL

Bailey Stewart said...

Brandy - join the club. *gg*

christa said...

Maybe I should start thinking of awriting a book, I want nekkid muses. *gg*

Bailey Stewart said...

Christa - they're awfully nice ;-)

Dennie McDonald said...

LOL = nekkid muses!

Toni Anderson said...

Hmm. My muse has always been female--drooling over (currently) Eric Bana. She can drool over a nekkid Eric. I'm not sure I'd want a naked Eric to be my muse. That suggests I'm in his head, where I'd rather be in her head if I'm drooling :) Make sense?
I sorted out my giveaway today! It's my blog's birthday :)

Bailey Stewart said...

I have female muses too - just depends on who shows up that day.

Melissa Marsh said...

Oohhhh...he's HOT.

Shesawriter said...

Thanks for the daily dosage of man candy. It's appreciated. :-)

Nekkid muses? Oh, yeah baybee.

Tanya

Susie said...

I'm getting here late today, busy. But being greeted by Jordan (Hugh), it's probably a good thing I came by late... I would not have been able to do my job with that gorgeous man hangin' out in my cubi...:P

Thank you, thank you, thank you...

Olga said...

Eve, that was great! Thank you for putting a smile on my face. Mmm, I don't have naked muses - I'm a shy girl. And thank you so much for support. You're truly a wonderful friend.

Sandy J said...

Yum! What a hunk! I love your nekkid muses! Do they have a brother?

Susie said...

Everytime I catch a glimpse of that man, he takes my breathe away.:P:P:P:P

Lis said...

I just *luv* when characters talk to us. :o) Sounds like you've got a feisty one on your hands

Bailey Stewart said...

Yes ladies, he's something isn't he? I just hope I can do him justice :p

Yes Sandy - he has two of them :O