Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Happy Birthday Jeanne

Happy Birthday who?

Catslady.

But is says Jeanne.

She goes by catslady. Like Eve goes by Bailey. It’s an aka.

Huh?

Also known as. It’s a name that people use when they want to be anonymous, or incognito.

Where’s Cognito?

Cognit, er, incognito. It isn’t a place, it’s not “in” anywhere. It’s when you’re in disguise.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

Not in the sky. In disguise. Undercover.

I was under the covers last night and I didn’t see any Cognito.

Sometimes I worry about you.

Thank you.

That’s not a good thing.

If you say so. Jeanne is catslady?

Yep.

Why?

Why what?

Does it mean she has better manners than catwoman? Meow.

You’re a moron Ernie.

Who?

You are.

No, I mean what did you call me?

Ernie. That’s what you’re called now. Bailey gave it to you last week.

I have an aka? All right! Do you have one?

Yes.

What is it?

You know, we really should be wishing Jeanne a Happy Birthday.

She’s a lady, whoa-oh-oh-oh, she’s a lady. Talkin’ about a little lady. *Swing hips* And the lady is mine.

What kind of birthday song is that?

One for a “catslady”. Why are you looking at me like that?

There’s only one way to look at you, Ern.

Speaking of Ern, what’s your name?

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Jeanne, Happy Birthday to you.

This must be good. Spill it.

Bud.

Bud? Is it short for Rosebud? Budweiser? Budalicious? Buuuuuuuuuud.

Just Bud.

You know, you could burp that name?

Ernie.

Yes, Bu-ud?

Say “Happy Birthday Jeanne”.

Happy Birthday Jeanne. Bu-bu-bu-bu-bud.

I have to talk to Bailey. NOW!

Bud

Ernie

18 comments:

catslady said...

That has to be one of the sweetest things anyone has ever done for me, Bailey. Thank you. The voices that I love and for me!!!! But you must also be a detective. I don't remember ever giving out my birthday lol. Thank you, again :)

jeanne or is it catslady or is it Bud lol

Oh, and I got to answer first cause a little birdie/bailey sang in my ear!!

Brandy said...

Happy Birthday Catslady/Jeanne!!

I love Tim Conway, I used to watch him on the Carol Burnett show. I can so see those 2 as Bud and Ernie!!
Great chracters!

Bailey Stewart said...

I knew you loved the Satellite Twins, so they were perfect for your birthday blog. Your birthday? I'll never tell my secrets for finding things out.

Brandy - and I think the look on Bud's face is the perfect reaction to Ernie.

Lis said...

Happy Birthday Catslady/Jeanne! :o)

lol, great casting Bailey :0D

Brandy said...

oooh, meant to also say that I am LOVING the Avatars dress!!!

Bailey Stewart said...

Oh, that? Just a little thing I picked up in my travels. It does look rather nice on me, doesn't it? LOL

Thanks Lis. I've always known that the "dumb" one was Tim Conway, but it took me a while to settle on Bud. I wanted someone that could act a little superior, but not be the brightest bulb either.

christa said...

Happy Birthday catslady/Jeanne

Bailey-love the dress

Meretta said...

ROFLOL. I love the pictures of Bud and Ernie. They are perfect!

Happy Birthday, Jeanne! Hope it's a fabulous one. :D

Loreth Anne White said...

LOL ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY Catslady/Jeanne

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

Happy Birthday, Jeanne! I loved the Carol Burnet show where "Ernie" played the really old man and just creeped along, doing really silly, hilarious things. I think one was in the hospital. I wish I could find reruns of that show.

Susan said...

Happy Birthday Catslady/Jeanne! Enjoy your day!

Bailey, your casting couldn't be any better! Love your party dress too.

christa said...

I think only Bailey could have gotten Ernie to sing that sexy song just for Jeanne

Tori Lennox said...

ROFL! Those guys are so silly!

Happy birthday, Jeanne!!!

Carol said...

Happy Birthday Jeanne!

You forgot to tell them that you are catslady because you now have six indoor cats and I'v lost track of the number of outdoor cats. Is it five? lol

I was curious, too, how Bailey knew it was your birthday! lol I didn't tell her! :)

I love the Satellite Twins and Tim Conway has always been a favorite of mine.

Jordan Summers said...

Happy Birthday Jeanne!!! :D

catslady said...

Thanks everyone so much for the birthday greetings and an extra thanks to Bailey for making it special!

Actually my email is catslady5 for 5 inside and 5 outside (which does change sometimes) and I've been babysitting my daughter's cat for the last 3 months lol.

jeanne
Tim conway has always been a favorite of mine too!

susie said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEANNE (catslady)

Bailey, I love the Bud & Ernie Show!

Toni Anderson said...

Happy birthday Jeanne!!
LOL.