Saturday, November 25, 2006

Yard Sale

This was sent to me from Susan, enjoy. And if you're looking for the NFL post, look below this one.

One day while passing a Nursing Home I noticed 6 old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same six old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. “Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?”

“Yes,” he said. “They are retired prostitutes and they’re having a ‘Yard Sale’.”

6 comments:

Brandy said...

AAAAGGHHHH! TOO funny! I love it. No, really! Sorry I don't follow football, but thanks to Son we're starting to understand the whole Nascar thing. Hope you have a good day!

Sandy J said...

ROTFL!

Lis said...

lol love this one

Marty said...

Oy! Love the polar bear in your pic ;)

Bailey Stewart said...

I kind of knew you would Marty. ;)

Michele said...

SCREAMING with GIGGLES