Saturday, November 11, 2006

They Won't Get Out of My Head!!!!!!

Man, that hurt.

You can say that again.

Man, that hurt.

I didn’t mean it literally.

Then why did you say it.

Because I was agreeing with you, dipstick.

No need to get nasty.

It’s all your fault anyway.

Why is it my fault?

“Oh Bailey, I’d be the perfect hero for one of your stories.” Gag.

What was wrong with that?

You look like the Pillsbury doughboy. Nobody would think of you as a hero.

The Pillsbury doughgirl would.

There isn’t a Pillsbury doughgirl.

Then we’re perfect for each other.

Puhleeze. I, on the other hand, would make an excellent hero. Just look at this profile. It has Barrymore written all over it.

Drew?

No, John Barrymore. The Great Profile.

Never heard of him.

He’s never heard of you either.

His loss.

That’s a matter of opinion.

Isn’t he dead?

Yes.

But you just said that as if he were still alive.

Everybody’s alive in our world.

Even Elvis.

No. He’s really not dead.

He isn’t?

Nope.

Jimmy Hoffa?

Nope.

Amelia Earheart?

Uh Uh.

You've just put a dent in everything I've ever believed in.

Don't worry, I've sure a couple of episodes of Sesame Street and you'll be back to your old self.

I can’t believe that she laughed.

Loudly.

Guffawed.

Like we were a couple of losers. Captain Jack and the Satellite Twins.

Huh?

That’s our new name – we’re the Satellite Twins.

We don’t look anything alike.

It doesn’t matter what we look like, it’s radio.

I thought it was a book.

It is. It’s about this female DJ.

What’s a DJ?

Disc Jockey.

How do they get the saddles on discs?

Not that kind of jockey, dragon breath. On the radio. They play songs and talk about life, traffic, weather, politics and such. Eden, the heroine in Operation:Eden, has a late-night radio talk show for the lonely. Captain Jack and The Satellite Twins are on the show just before hers. We’re the comic relief.

Wow!

What?

You amaze me. You know so much.

I watch Oprah.

When’s that on?

The same time as Barney.

Oh, that’s why I miss it. Who’s Captain Jack?

She hasn’t decided yet.

Maybe it’ll be that Donald guy who stepped down. He needs a job now.

Somehow I don’t think that’s it.

Think she’ll tell us.

When she gets around to it.

I get it. A “need to know” basis.

She’ll get it sorted out.

Yeah. In the meantime, do you have the Pillsbury doughgirl’s phone number.

You are such a dweeb.

13 comments:

Brandy said...

Your voices are hilarious. AND! You gave us a bigger clue to Operation: Eden! Sneaky, sneaky!

glenice said...

WAY FUNNY!! Twins huh :)

raine said...

Lol. I love the voices. :-)
(and suggest we leave the Donald guy out of everything...) :-O

Lis said...

I love when you post these, I'm lmao :o) And I love the sesame street comment *thumbs up*

Carol said...

lol I love the voices!!

Tori Lennox said...

I love your voices, bailey! :)

ruby55 said...

Truly delightful! You have a great gift for the comedic. Does it take you long to come with comic things or do they just flow easily?

And I now know a little more about your next book.

Uh, who's the Donald guy you're talking about here?

I know, I know. Probably a really stupid question. Did Donald Trump step down? From where?

Anyway, I've had little to do with the news in the last 11 days. Don't even know how the elections turned out. I think the House went Democratic but other than that...?

Well, you know twins *can* be quite different from one another. And they don't always have a close bond even if they're "identical". One of my friends is married to one and the last time I spoke to him, I asked him about his twin and he said they had practically no contact. I think that's probably unusual but it does seem to happen.

We have municipal elections on Mon. and I have no clue who's running never mind whom I'll vote for. And in two weeks a by-election for the guy who left the federal government and is running for mayor here since his party is no longer in power. With no TV or radio at the moment (I have over $500 extra to pay for hydro because the fridge went crazy on me and I looked at everything but the fridge to try to find out what was wrong. Whah! And the landlord was anything but a help, though he finally did give me another fridge.)

Hope you have a good day!

ruby55 said...

Truly delightful! You have a great gift for the comedic. Does it take you long to come with comic things or do they just flow easily?

And I now know a little more about your next book.

Uh, who's the Donald guy you're talking about here?

I know, I know. Probably a really stupid question. Did Donald Trump step down? From where?

Anyway, I've had little to do with the news in the last 11 days. Don't even know how the elections turned out. I think the House went Democratic but other than that...?

Well, you know twins *can* be quite different from one another. And they don't always have a close bond even if they're "identical". One of my friends is married to one and the last time I spoke to him, I asked him about his twin and he said they had practically no contact. I think that's probably unusual but it does seem to happen.

We have municipal elections on Mon. and I have no clue who's running never mind whom I'll vote for. And in two weeks a by-election for the guy who left the federal government and is running for mayor here since his party is no longer in power. With no TV or radio at the moment (I have over $500 extra to pay for hydro because the fridge went crazy on me and I looked at everything but the fridge to try to find out what was wrong. Whah! And the landlord was anything but a help, though he finally did give me another fridge.)

Hope you have a good day!

Susan said...

Your voices are the best! LOL

Bebo said...

I knew these guys would be good for something. Comic Relief! (didn't Billy Crystal host that one?)

Capt'n Jack - If you've got Johnny Depp in mind to play him I'm all over it!!!

Brandy said...

Is the captain the straight man to these two, or is he the more absurd because he THINKS he's the straight man?

catslady said...

Ruby - Donald Rumsfeld - now ex-Secretary of Denfense. Democrats got the majority in the House and Senate :)

Bailey, I like your voices even better than spam Friday (gasp).

Michele said...

**snicker**