Ain't That the Truth

A mild mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem. The doctor gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which he read on the way home.
When he walked through the door and his wife came to greet him, he told her, "From now on I'm the man of this house and my word is law. When I come home from work, I want my dinner on the table.
"Now go upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed, because I'm going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my bath. "When I get out of the tub, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The undertaker," she replied.