Sure think it is time. (Okay, let’s get started.)
Ticket please, ticket please. Before you begin you need to purchase a ticket! (I don’t need a freakin’ ticket. It’s my blog!)
Also, you must keep all links and you must add the following lines. (I don’t think you understand. This is my blog. I’m Queen. I decide what goes here.)
We know what you want. (Then why are you here?)
Bernita present. (I don’t recall there being a roll call.)
You are not really sociable. (Says who? Spam? I don’t think you’re really the authority on sociability.)
To kidney. (I’m kind of partial to “To Sir With Love”.)
Being over 50 doesn’t mean you have to be alone. (Not that I’m there … yet, but it doesn’t mean I have to spend it with you either.)
You re not really sociable. (Are we back to that.)
You are. (No, you started it.)
Did not. (Did too.)
Not. (I’m not arguing with Spam.)
You get to decide which ice cream is best. (Of course I do. Didn’t you hear me? I’m Queen. Blue Bell Cookies and Cream.)
Jill. (Now you’ve done it. You leave my Jill alone.)
Sabrina told me to email you. (Um Lis? Have you lost control of your characters?)
Thought I’d say hi. (That’s what you get for thinking.)
You still working on it? (Almost done.)
Remember the fairy tale about Cinderella? (Is this where you turn in to a pumpkin?)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock. (What else is new?)
Think I found it. (Keep it – it’ll drive them nuts.)
18 comments:
Hey, whoa, someone found the neighbors alarm clock?!
Fun as always sweetie!!
LOL...
Jill. (Now you’ve done it. You leave my Jill alone.)
haha that's my favorite.
lmao!! I'm seriously laughing so hard over Sabrina I've got tears in my eyes. Guess she doesn't like the way I rearranged the scenes today *g*
Too good! I think this one's my fave -- Being over 50 doesn’t mean you have to be alone. (Not that I’m there … yet, but it doesn’t mean I have to spend it with you either.) Reminds me of some convos I've had this week :o)
Yeah, I'm getting those weird spam headliners too!
I'm reading these at night now so I won't be spewing coffee all over the keyboard(and keep my "w" working)
Brandy - they're always finding the alarm clocks and then giving them back to the neighbors. I say if they can't keep their alarm clocks, they don't deserve to have them.
Dru - good. When they cease to make people laugh, they're outta here!
Jeanne - can you believe the little spammer had the gall to mention her name? My Jill's name doesn't belong on any spammers poisonous lips.
Lis - keep Sabrina away from the keyboard.
Kelly - like I'm going to answer just because they put in Jill's name? *gg*
Christa - good girl. You're learning. Now, if someone could just find my "n" key.
Ackkkkkkk! I can't get on to Jill's blog! I always read the comments before I go to bed. "They" can't keep me from Jill, I forbid it. Ooooh, maybe that's what the spam was about?
Huh?
Waddidido?
Jill. (Now you’ve done it. You leave my Jill alone.)
haha that's my favorite.
Mine too, Bailey and Catslady! lol
Bernita - you didn't do anything sweetie, spam just thinks it's in charge.
Carol - do you believe it even had the gall to mention her? I'll have to add an effigy of it to my Shalvis Shrine.
You get much funnier spam than I do. *g*
Jill. (Now you’ve done it. You leave my Jill alone.)
They picked the wrong person to send that spam to! Have you put a bounty out for them yet? ;)
Susan - that's a thought ...
LOL!!
You crack me up!!!
I especially love that they think they can control you with threats of Jill :)
I am only a week late...but since today is my first day back in civilization...HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!!
LOL -- yep, fun as always. It's good to 'be back'. Doing the rounds and popping in to say 'hi' Bailey.
"It" sounds exciting :)
L
Will they stop at nothing? And thanks for the tip on the best ice cream...
Marty - they're trying really hard to get me to open up one of their emails. *gg*
Can you get Blue Bell there?
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