If there’s any criticism. (Of spamarama? There couldn’t be.)
Pa soggy (Ma’s a bit of a drip too.)
Shower Head used at World Famous Resorts. (I hate to tell you this, but they use shower heads at the Motel 6 too. And they’ll leave the light on for you.)
Available family name. (What? Did a whole line die leaving no one to carry it on? Is this another e-bay scam?)
Nobody will know about your problems. (They will if they read this blog.)
He unhappy at December. (She unhappy at June.)
An Twain in verbal. (Verbal or not, Twain would never have written a sentence like that.)
Or of tome. (Now we’re talking War and Peace.)
The sun had sisters. (The moon had brothers. Never the Twain shall meet. Verbally or not.)
Can’t be a lover anymore. (Can’t be a lover any less.)
Enjoying your poverty. (Not really.)
A bigger dick. (Bigger than the Eiffel Tower? Longer than a third leg? Can you hold a brick on it?)
The devil came here yesterday. (I wondered where the hell he’d been.)
And it smells of sulfur still today. (Lysol Air purifier will help. Or maybe a stick-up.)
Backside typewritten. (With a large font.)
Meghan wrote. (Bailey didn’t)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock. (I bet the devil did it.)
16 comments:
Ah, more chuckles from Spamarama Friday! Thanks!
Can I send a fella by the name of Cowboy over to you, Bailey? He keeps inundating my contact form on my website trying to entice me to see his beltbuckles. I'm not falling for that one!
Well I don't know Meretta - depends on how big his beltbuckle is. *vbg*
Snort. A stick-up.
I think the cowboy's e-mailing me, too. His cryptic message to "get back on the horse" can't possibly be for me, can they?
Back in the saddle again. Ride 'em hard and put 'em up wet. Um, yippi-ki-yay.
My spam is NEVER this good!!!
Refi now! Refi now before the rates go back up...yada yada yada...no cowboys, alarm clocks, stick-ups, Pa soggy...
How's that new bedroom doing??? You like it :)
Again with the neighbors missing their alarm clock? Have they tried gluing it down? *g* Hey, how come I never get anyone named Cowboy on my site? You guys have all the fun!
Your Spam is delightfully funny as always sweetie!!
See what happens when you hold a brick on it, he can't be a lover anymore.
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy.
I'll have to check e-bay, maybe they have a better name.
I didn't realize that. Thanks for the info. My favorite was The Happy Valley Mystery
An Twain in verbal. (Verbal or not, Twain would never have written a sentence like that.)
ROFL!!! Damn straight!
Spamarama Friday - yeehah. Brilliant as always. Thanks for the laughs.
I never get cowboys...
I KNEW the alarm clocks couldn't stay away!! LOLOLOL
BTW- this is Michele, sneaking in at work.
You're worthy it, *grin*
Thanks for the funny Spamarama Friday!
I not sure if I should be jealous or grateful that I don't get anything from Cowboy!
No confusion there - I'm jealous.
Great as usual :)
*vbg* Most enjoyable!
I just get viagra. Really JUST viagra. My penis is fine, thank you.
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