Sunday, June 11, 2006

Goodnight, Goodbye

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father said, "Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this -- "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. My goodness, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the Dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."

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24 comments:

Toni Anderson said...

God, that is funny! Needed a giggle :D

Anonymous said...

D'oh!

Brandy said...

OK, snorted my drink! Hahaha! Will have to share that one with the Dh. Get some rest.

Daisy Dexter Dobbs said...

Oh, Eve, that was funny! I was expecting some tearjerker story after reading the beginning. Glad it wasn’t. ;-)

Lis said...

lmao, omg that's a good one!!

Denise McDonald said...

so bad.... LOL!

Bailey Stewart said...

Toni - I needed one too.

Marty - LOL

Loreth - I try.

Brandy - not today. I have a lot to do this morning and then an anniversary party this afternoon that we must attend. Still have the headache - only now it's sinus.

Now Duchess, would I do that to you?

Lis - *gg*

Stacy - Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

Dennie - thought you would enjoy that.

Kelley Nyrae said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

That's a good one! LOL

Anonymous said...

*Snort* ;P

anne frasier said...

haha!

Carol M said...

Didn't see that coming! lol

Sandy J said...

Good one, Eve! Didn't see it coming either. And that's the best kind.

LOVE the fantasy avatar!!! Love it!

Bailey Stewart said...

I thought it was cute.

Sandy - I just discovered those fantasy ones. Neat, huh?

Meretta said...

VBG

Brandy said...

Wanted to pop in and tell you, DH thought your joke was hilarious too!

Rene said...

OUCH! That was cute.

Saskia Walker said...

Ha! Good one! Thanks for the smiles.

Unknown said...

Doh, that had me choking on my cup of tea. So funny.

Diane said...

Excellent.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, that was a great joke!

Anonymous said...

It took a second read, but I got it! LOL

Sam said...

I'm with Daisy - I thought that was going to be a really sad story!

Anonymous said...

OMG....too funny!