Church Bulletins

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From real church bulletins and written announcements:
• Bertha Belch, a missionary, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight to hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
• Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
• Ladies, remember the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
• Barbara remains in the hospital needing blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Smith's sermons.
• A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by a new member in honor of his wife.
• Bring your wife and one other covered dish to the banquet.
• The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. Ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is over.
• The third verse of "Blessed Assurance" will be sung without musical accomplishment.
• Pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy".
• Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
• Due to the Patstor's illness, Wednesday's healing services will bediscontinued until further notice.
• The eighth-graders will present Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend the tragedy.
• The annual song-fest will be hell at the church Wednesday night.
• Youth have saved aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will help to cripple children.
• Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
• Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
• For those of you with children that don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• This being Easter Sunday, Mrs. Lewis will come forward and lay an egg on the lectern.
• Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a form.
• Members of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
• At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.