Extreme Makeover: Trial Lawyer Edition (I just thought this was funny, ignore me.)
Are you coming to my party on the 19th? (I don't know, let me check my schedule, I'm so in demand you know.)
Warning. (Why? What’s going on?)
I need your information. (Then you shouldn’t warn me first.)
Unable to reach you at work. (They don’t accept spam.)
Be a Superman in bed. (I’d rather be Wonder Woman.)
I hope you can handle him. (I’ll just use the lasso of truth.)
He study the gunnysack benumbed. (I once studied fruit flies.)
With our Soft Cialis Tabs you will be able to chop the wood with your dick. (Once again, I ask you why?)
Need some help? (Nope, he should have them chopped in a moment.)
What is that? (Haven’t you ever seen a dick-axe?)
Yam-yam-yam. (What The Flintstones' Bam-Bam says in Sweden.)
Your cash, mid-thigh. (Thanks calf-length.)
I’m really worried about last Tuesday. (Don’t worry about Tuesday, I’m worried about how we’re going to clean that axe.)
15 comments:
Great as always. Like you I'm curious as to how to clean the new axe.
Cool looking penguins.
Great spam as always.
LOL!
He's a axe-wipe!
Oh, USE an axe-wipe...sorry..
Happy Friday, Bailey!
Thanks, Bailey. I needed a good laugh to start the day.
We've got a couple of trees that need chopping down. Hm.
I guess I need to color my hair again. I got "Better Future, white-hatted" today.
As always you did a geat Spam Friday. Thanks for the laughs!
Gee, we're preparing for winter here by splitting wood for the wood-burner and fireplaces. I wonder...
The lasso of truth! We go way back you and I.
Thanks, I needed these today. :o)
I can't help but think that whole woodchopping thing might violate public indecency laws. *g*
LMAO!!!! Chopping the wood...oh man. Who thinks up this stuff???
Funny, funny. Where did the "lasso of truth" come from? Is that something you made up or is does it belong to one of the superheroes?
And why would you want to chop wood with it? Argh, these crazy people!
Awww, the penguins. They were my mother's favorite animal. The 21st is the third anniversary of her death. I think my sister's going to come next week so I'll probably get a chance to go to the grave. We sat at her bedside for almost 5 days and I'd seen her the day before when she didn't seem worse than usual. Strange how it sometimes goes.
Sorry for the change in mood. Seeing the penguins did it. She always though it was so cute when they waddled away looking as if they wore tuxedos.
I hope your mom is better since they caught that infection.
Hey, Bailey, did you finally get your laptop? I think I must have missed that if you did.
Have you got the gremlins beat? Can't your ISP help? Do you use dial-up? When I moved in here both the phone and the Internet were terrible. Every time there was any precipitation, it got into the phone lines.
great penguins!
I'm still stunned over the chop wood one lol
Eiffel tower is still better than an ax hahahahahaha
Oh Bailey! you are so funny!
I just LOVE these!
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