Spamarama Ding Dong

Okay boys and girls, lets see what the ol' email bulk file has for us today.

We interrupt this version of Spamarama for this important announcement. A little birdie just informed me that it's Cece's (Amie) birthday. Happy Birthday Cece!!!!!!!!
Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.


Penis Enlarge Patch works for everybody; black, white, and yellow. (Jesus loves the LITTLE children ..)
You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue. (No, but there’ve been a few whose balls I’d like to rack up and break.)
Call me today. (Today.)
Penis Enlarge patch believe in miracles. (Obviously. Eiffel Tower, third leg, billiards cue.)
Do you want to do something useful in your life? (What? Bringing joy and laughter into the lives of lonely, desperate people isn’t enough?)
No understand by governing. (Join the club)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock. (Again? Enough with the alarm clocks. Get a sun dial.)
CIA Interviews. (It’s only a damn alarm clock)
Wanted. (Dead or alive, one cuckoo clock with alarm system.)
This is really great. (Why? Does the CIA want to interview you too?)
What did she tell you? (Nothing at all officer, er, agent sir. We don’t know nothin’ about no stinkin’ alarm clocks.)
Working people need this too. (Are you by any chance implying that I don’t work?)
Your cash, nutty-looking. (Hey, watch who you’re calling nutty-looking. At least I’m not going around trying to sell Jolly Green Giant Penises.)
50 dollars is 50 dollars. (Well in that case, hand it over banana brain.)
Hey one last present. (If it’s an alarm clock I’m going to throw it.)
Thud. (Enough said.)
Do you want to possess the whole world? (No, only my small portion thank you. And anyplace where Christa is at.)
Your house value is falling. (Yeah, you know, once the CIA moves in the whole community goes to pot.)