Did You Say Spam?

It's that time boys and girls. Let's open the old spam file and see what we find.


Howdy!
Are you ignoring me?
You’ll be sorry. (Oh, now you’re threatening me. Gee, I’m shivering in my pantaloons.)
Finally, you’re home! (If it makes you feel any better to think I was gone instead of ignoring you, fine, whatever.)
She’ll never leave you once she sees your penis after taking Virility Patch Penis. (Are you kidding? I’d never leave me.)
Wanna Go? (No, and you can’t make me.)
Hurry up. (I told you, I’m not going. I’ve fallen in love with my new penis and am never leaving the house.)
Hope you are free. (Honey, do I look cheap to you?)
Your health, mirth-provoking. (My health is no laughing matter.)
Tell me what you think of this idea. (I think it stinks)
Would you be interested in dinner sometime this weekend? (This was your idea? I think I liked you better when I was ignoring you.)
Can you help me? (I could, but I probably won’t.)
Thanks for the help. (Sarcasm doesn’t become you.)
Is this it? (Is this what?)
Is your memory bad? We can help. (There you go again with the sarcastic remarks. I’m the one that delivers the sarcasm around here. Watch it, I have a new penis.)
Would you like a larger penis? (Um nope, I think I need to get used to this one first.)
It’s a miracle! (You can say that again.)

The winner of Out of This World is Cheryl. Email me your snail mail at baileystewart at baileystewart dot net and I'll get it to you.

Next weeks giveaway? Heart of a Mercenary by Loreth Anne White, October Intimate Moments.