Friday, September 22, 2006

Did You Say Spam?

It's that time boys and girls. Let's open the old spam file and see what we find.


Howdy!
Are you ignoring me?
You’ll be sorry. (Oh, now you’re threatening me. Gee, I’m shivering in my pantaloons.)
Finally, you’re home! (If it makes you feel any better to think I was gone instead of ignoring you, fine, whatever.)
She’ll never leave you once she sees your penis after taking Virility Patch Penis. (Are you kidding? I’d never leave me.)
Wanna Go? (No, and you can’t make me.)
Hurry up. (I told you, I’m not going. I’ve fallen in love with my new penis and am never leaving the house.)
Hope you are free. (Honey, do I look cheap to you?)
Your health, mirth-provoking. (My health is no laughing matter.)
Tell me what you think of this idea. (I think it stinks)
Would you be interested in dinner sometime this weekend? (This was your idea? I think I liked you better when I was ignoring you.)
Can you help me? (I could, but I probably won’t.)
Thanks for the help. (Sarcasm doesn’t become you.)
Is this it? (Is this what?)
Is your memory bad? We can help. (There you go again with the sarcastic remarks. I’m the one that delivers the sarcasm around here. Watch it, I have a new penis.)
Would you like a larger penis? (Um nope, I think I need to get used to this one first.)
It’s a miracle! (You can say that again.)

The winner of Out of This World is Cheryl. Email me your snail mail at baileystewart at baileystewart dot net and I'll get it to you.

Next weeks giveaway? Heart of a Mercenary by Loreth Anne White, October Intimate Moments.

17 comments:

Brandy said...

Congratulations Cheryl. Out of this World is a fun book.

Have to say, your Spam is great as usual!!

Lis said...

Congratulations Cheryl!

LMAO, I've just been stared at weirdly for bursting out laughing on the couch reading these :D well worth it though

Loreth Anne White said...

I'm honored :)

Siobhan said...

Another big giggle. Wonderful Spam as ever. Have a great weekend!

christa said...

Congrats Cheryl

You look gorgeous in that flowing dress.
Are you wearing it so we won't notice you penis?

Bailey Stewart said...

Um, yeah?

Susie said...

Congrats Cheryl!

Spam, spam, spam, spam,...rotflmao

Dennie McDonald said...

LOL - Spam on Bailey...

Jill said...

Hope Cheryl enjoys the book! And wow, you get some . . . ahem . . .interesting spam, lol!

Susan said...

Congrats Cheryl!

Another great Spamarama Friday. I'm humbled to be in the presence of the Queen of spam!

Meretta said...

Congrats to the winner!!

As always, thanks for the chuckles, Bailey. You're a good friend keeping us in stitches.

Cheryl said...

Thanks for all the congrats everyone! I LOVE Jill's writing and have had my eye on this one. So I'm very, very excited to win it.

catslady said...

Congratulations Cheryl.

Hysterical as usual :)

Carol said...

Congratulations, Cheryl!

I always enjoy Friday's spam!

Cryna said...

Congratulations Cheryl.

Another great day on the takes of the spam folder......

Cryna

Toni Anderson said...

LOL--congratulations to Cheryl!!

I'm about to get stuck into Loreth's book. Can't wait :)

Kris said...

LOL that is funny, thanks.

Congrats, Cheryl.