Spam on a Half-Shell

I could not believe this one piece of spam that came in my box. On the very day that I decided to set aside the WIP Lonestar Reunion – this happens to be one of the characters – it’s the last one.

Here you go. (Thank you, I think I will.)
We won’t waste time getting this done. (Ahhh, but good spamming is never a waste of time.)
Astonished Junior. (Kind of surprised the hell out of grandma too.)
Thanks for this, from Lisa. (You’re welcome Lis, anything I can do to make your day better.)
Need to work from home? (Um, yeah, that would be good.)
Erections are still possible Evelyn (Not in this lifetime.)
Virility Patch Penis Enlargement Pill is your savior you have been dreaming of. (No, no, that would be Hugh Jackman)
Beef up your sausage (As opposed to a little weinie?)
Ancient advice. (Always wear clean underwear)
Would you be interested in breakfast on Saturday? (With you? Would it be Spam and Eggs?)
Sneeze. (Bless you.)
Looking to hire employees? (Beats hiring employers.)
Request for cash credit. (Isn’t that an oxymoron?)
Let’s talk. (Let’s not and say we did.)
You can’t go wrong. (Got that right, baby, and don’t you forget it.)
Shoplifter nonsmoker. (Ad for roommate? Date? All smoking shoplifters need not apply?)
Dr. Dye here. (Would you really like to go to a doctor named “Dr. Dye”?)
Cialis Bestseller. (You mean like The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?)
These are feal facts. (I don’t know, I kinda like those unreal facts.)
Ross exited the scene. (No sh*t Sherlock. The entire WIP exited the scene!)


The winner of Pale Immortal is Bernita. Email me at baileystewart at baileystewart dot net with your address and I’ll mail it next week. Speaking of next week – Monday starts the weeklong contest for Jill Shalvis’ Out of This World.