Friday, September 15, 2006

Spam on a Half-Shell

I could not believe this one piece of spam that came in my box. On the very day that I decided to set aside the WIP Lonestar Reunion – this happens to be one of the characters – it’s the last one.

Here you go. (Thank you, I think I will.)
We won’t waste time getting this done. (Ahhh, but good spamming is never a waste of time.)
Astonished Junior. (Kind of surprised the hell out of grandma too.)
Thanks for this, from Lisa. (You’re welcome Lis, anything I can do to make your day better.)
Need to work from home? (Um, yeah, that would be good.)
Erections are still possible Evelyn (Not in this lifetime.)
Virility Patch Penis Enlargement Pill is your savior you have been dreaming of. (No, no, that would be Hugh Jackman)
Beef up your sausage (As opposed to a little weinie?)
Ancient advice. (Always wear clean underwear)
Would you be interested in breakfast on Saturday? (With you? Would it be Spam and Eggs?)
Sneeze. (Bless you.)
Looking to hire employees? (Beats hiring employers.)
Request for cash credit. (Isn’t that an oxymoron?)
Let’s talk. (Let’s not and say we did.)
You can’t go wrong. (Got that right, baby, and don’t you forget it.)
Shoplifter nonsmoker. (Ad for roommate? Date? All smoking shoplifters need not apply?)
Dr. Dye here. (Would you really like to go to a doctor named “Dr. Dye”?)
Cialis Bestseller. (You mean like The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire?)
These are feal facts. (I don’t know, I kinda like those unreal facts.)
Ross exited the scene. (No sh*t Sherlock. The entire WIP exited the scene!)


The winner of Pale Immortal is Bernita. Email me at baileystewart at baileystewart dot net with your address and I’ll mail it next week. Speaking of next week – Monday starts the weeklong contest for Jill Shalvis’ Out of This World.

17 comments:

Brandy said...

Congratulations Bernita.

Bailey, these are the best yet! You are the Queen of Spamamrama. All HAIL QUEEN BAILEY!!!

Bailey Stewart said...

Thankyou, thankyouverymuch.

Lis said...

Congratulations Bernita :) Enjoy the book!

I had to lol @ Lisa, who knew I was spamming? hehe

Another great edition, oy on a few of them!

Meretta said...

Yay! for Bernita!

Diane said...

I actually got one yesterday that was half decent - compared to the ones I normally get, not the ones you get: I know lots of lovely girls. Gee, lucky you. I've been getting the same pharmacy one a lot just lately.

Scott said...

The Rise and Fall! That was awesome. Congrats Bernita.

Anonymous said...

Another great round of spam!

Kelley Nyrae said...

Congrats Bernita!!

These are so great!

Christa said...

congrats Bernita.

So if Ross and company are gone does that mean you'll have other nekkid muses running around.

Dare we hope that the neighbors have kept a tight grip on their alarm clock.

Bailey Stewart said...

Christa - not according to my spam box - I'm just giving them a rest.

Carol M said...

Congratulations, Bernita!

Enjoyed the spam! lol

Anonymous said...

Congratulations, Bernita!

Another outstanding Spamarama! Take a well deserved bow, Bailey!

Denise McDonald said...

YAY! Bernita......

look at you ... kick a$$ Bailey - zap those aliens - LOL

Wolfy said...

Congratulations, Bernita.

I love to come here and read your take on the spam.....Thank you so much for the laughs.

Cryna

catslady said...

spam and eggs is my favorite this week lol.

congrats to bernita

Anonymous said...

Spacewoman did great spam. But don't shoot me. Although maybe it's the easiest way out. Sore ribs on left side, whole sore arm on right, tender elbow to chest muscles. Phooey.

Yeah, Bernita.

I'd like a Shalvis. Finished story "Perilous Waters"

Michele said...

Oooh, Lucky Bernita! Enjoy!

Spamarama Wow!
Loved the Hugh reference. LOL

cute little space gal you got there...

Ancient advice and you chose UNDERWEAER?? LOLOL