Is it Wednesday Already?

You know, living without a brain can be kind of fun. For instance, do you know that if I put my hands over my ears I can actually hear the ocean? It’s really been … hey, I’m trying to write here.

Yeah, whatever. Looks more like you’re babbling.

I don’t babble.

Oh no, you “create”.

Sarcasm doesn’t become you. In fact, nothing much becomes you.

Well isn’t that the pot calling the kettle ..

Hey, watch it! Don’t you have a friend to hang around with?

He’s on a date.

With who, a Keebler Elf?

You’re funny.

I try to be.

So if you’re so funny, why are you thinking about that romantic suspense?

What’s wrong with it?

It doesn’t quite fit that “Romance that tickles the funny bone” tag you’ve given yourself. By the way, who told you you’re funny?

The same person who said you look like Hugh Jackman.

Of course I look like … hey, you’re a wise woman.

Thought you’d agree.

But why the romantic suspense?

Because it’s the closest to being done. I mean, yeah it needs a total re-write, but I know the story, I know where it’s going, etc.

It’s not funny.

I can make it funny. I am a writer you know.

So you say. I liked that “Operation: Eden” thing.

Why? Because I was going to put you in it?

There’s that.

Hmmmm, it’s still a possibility. But “The Devil You Know” is much further along.

But “Operation: Aidan” is funny.

Eden.

Huh?

It’s Eden, not Aidan.

Aidan schmaidan. What’s the difference?

Aidan is the cat.

Oh yeah, poor little dumb kitty.

Hey, he has a brain.

That makes one of you … Hey, don’t touch that DELET…..


As I was saying, not having a brain has its moments.


Happy Birthday Meretta!!!!!!!