Isn’t it time? (Why yes it is. Thanks for reminding me.)
United States Government’s newly discovered state of Colorado. (Hello, anybody there? I think it was Coronado. But if you want to get technical, there were the Anasazi before that.)
Did you know that sex was holly for Indian Americans? (I’m not sure I want to know what mistletoe was.)
With count be Ford leery. (I’ve been kinda wanting a Camry anyway.)
Outstanding service. (Thank you. But I still hate you.)
Here’s what I was telling you about. (What? Where?)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock. (That one you could have kept to yourself.)
Rumors have been flying about this one being taken over. (Blog Pirates? Is it Jack Sparrow?)
We won’t waste time getting this done. (Come on, bring it on. No one’s taking over this blog. Bwaaahahahahaha)
If impotence is your often guest, Viagra Pro is what we suggest. (Well isn’t that cute, they’re making a rhyme, but it doesn’t matter, it’s still wasting my time.)
Your penis is absolutely flat when it is under the blanket. (My penis is flat because it’s non-existent you idiot!)
Concerned about your size? (Obviously not, as long as I keep it under the blanket.)
PenisGrow. (Is that like MiracleGrow?)
Can we speak in private? (Why? I’ll just tell them anyway.)
It’s time to refill Carter. (Jimmy? You have to be more specific. And refill him with what? Don’t you say PenisGrow!)
Contest Winner: The copy of Bad Boys Southern Style goes to Sandy J. Congrats. I have your address already, so will get it to Jill - yes, she's sending this one.
Contest Schedule:
September 11 - Pale Immortal by Anne Frasier
September 18 - Out of This World by Jill Shalvis
16 comments:
Wonderful Spamarama Friday, yet again! Your mind has some very fun twists and turns!
Another fun edition of spamarama!
Congrats to Sandy on her win. Looks like some good contests ahead :)
Ooooh, I forgot. Congratulations Sandy, Bad Boys Southern Style was great!
Keep that thing under the blanket, why don't ya. My spam was all refinance now and win the European lottery.
Congratulations, Sandy! Looking forward to the Pale Immortal contest, Bailey! And thanks for the laughs. Your wit is unparalleled.
Congrats, Sandy!
LOL, I love Fridays!
Do you know I'm getting between 11 and 17 spam emails at a time these days, but not one of them is as funny as these are.
SJ will be thrilled - LOL
Miraclegrow ?? it's a miricle is this shi, er ah stuff really works - LOL
Missletoe!? That was a good one!
Another great Spamarama!
Congrats, Sandy!!!
Oh, my! And now it's rhyming spam. Whatever next?
Congratulations Sandy on your win of Bad Boys Southern Style.
I love to come and read the twist that you put to the spam mail, I get a lot of spam but none as good as these.......thanks.
Cryna
Congratulations, Sandy!
I love the twist you put on spam, Bailey!
Congrats Sandy!
holly hahahaha - maybe it was holy holly - Here's where spell check can't help lol.
Got a good chuckle out of these again. Sorry that I haven't been very "visible" but I've had some friends in to fix things the landlord should. And I'm still so awfully tired. My whole right arm is a disaster area: a bad crick in my neck, could hardly lift my arm and my wrists keeps getting vicious stabs in it. Today it's been not too bad but for two days there it was just yuck--very painful. Oops, I'd better not overdo it. The neck is starting up again.
Hmm. "Out of This World" sounds great. I must keep an eye out for it.
I'm also copyediting/proofreading a manuscript. This one's for Brenda Novak's Juvenile Diabetes Auction. Have to get it finished asap.
thankyouthankyouthankyou~
I am so excited! I had trouble pulling up your blog so stopped trying so I could get to work! And didn't KNOW!
Woo Hoo!!!!
hurryjillhurryjillhurryjill :-)
I LOVED Aussie Rules and know this will be be great also!
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