Yes folks, it's time for another ditzy dive into Eve's bulk file. Its not like I have anything else to do but collect useless pieces of spam for your enjoyment. Once again (to any newcomers or those who have slept since the last time) all comments in bold are mine, unless you don't like them, then I don't know where they came from.
Order anytime Leslie (Don’t call me Leslie)
I’m back in town now (I need to know this because …?)
Check in here please (Your name wouldn’t happen to be Bates, would it?)
Permission (Granted)
You brighten my day (You’re just saying that because you want me to buy a penis enlarger)
Justin Timberlake got one (A penis enlarger? Good for him.)
You’re neighbors lost their alarm clock (You keep telling me this! I’ll give them a damn alarm clock)
We feel you have it (Listen Cagney and Lacey, I didn't take their freakin' alarm clock!)
SPUR-M!!! (Excuse me?)
Dnot mvoe form yuor hosue (Dnot woryr I wnot)
With kids your marriage becomes stronger. Make as many kids as you want with Spermanex (Is this sort of like silly putty?)
Be pretty (Thank you. I will)
Horror (You’ve been singing TV Theme songs too?)
Whats up? (Oh you know, singing TV theme songs, talking to spam. Just normal stuff. What’s up with you?)
Whoa … no way (Is this the SPUR-M person?)
Theee neeext “Hooomeee Ruun Sstooocck?” (Ooooohhhhhh nooooooooo, Martha Stewart on downers)
Im available tonight evemd (SPUR-M is looking for someone)
Things should go fine (For who? You, me or SPUR-M?)
Football in bed (Now that’s a thought. The cleats would hurt though. And could we get rid of those cheerleaders?)
We cure any desease (except for spellingitis)
37 comments:
Hahahaha! I'm really starting to look forward to these fridays!
Keep these up, Eve! They're great fun! =D
Thanks, I love these. I shall be chuckling all day now. :o)
I'll never look on my spam in quite the same light again.
Brandy - I think this is going to be a regular Friday feature.
Kelly - see above. *gg*
Loreth - Snow White's Caraway Caramels for the criminally verbose, of course.
Shirley - I'm glad you enjoy them.
Diane - Oh goody. My real aim is to get recognition for the previously ignored poor spam. They're really just misunderstood. LOL
I still say you get the best spam. Today, I had the same boring stuff. Make her worship you! Re-finance at the lowestt ratess! Boring.
Happy Friday!
So she'll worship you if you re-finance at the lowest rates? That's odd. *gg* I'm getting a little tired of the neighbors losing their alarm clock though. You'd think they could figure out how to keep hold of it by now. I get that one at least three times a week. LOL
ROTFL!!
Great to see at 8:10AM!!!
Thanks for the chuckles!!
City Chickie - thanks. Glad to be of service, ma'am.
I am sure these are funny - but I am exhausted and frazzled - I have a hard time remembering how to spell my name - I will look at these agin on Sunday (or Monday - if I manage to get sleep) and giggle then -
If anyone ever says conferneces and whatnot are easy - send 'em my way - bwwwaaahhhh - THEN we'll send 'em to SJ - BWWWAAHHHH BWWWAAAHHHH!
Just checking in to see what your avatar is wearing today. How 'bout them storms last night. Gotta run. Big weekend planned.
Dennie: I better see you tonight. I know where you live, LOL!!!!
Hey, my mama used to fry spam for breakfast, but this is LOTS more fun! ;P
I have to change it now, because the rain has stopped. But yes, that was one big storm - the lightning was beautiful, but not enough thunder, IMO.
Bebo - spam for breakfast? Yuck.
Well, I've changed the avatar, but I'm having a Diane moment where Yahoo won't change it on the blog. It'll show up later. It is no longer raining.
Bleary-eyed and foggy, I had just poured my first cup of coffee this morning when who should pop in to share a cuppa joe but the ghost of Steve Allen (he’s one of my favorite specter guests). And it’s a good thing he did, too, because he reminded me to come check your Friday Spamarama!
As Steve and I read through each ludicrous spam title we snickered and giggled. Steve enjoyed the SPUR-M one so much that he nearly spewed his coffee through his semi-transparent ectoplasm nose. That’s when he turned to me, Eve, and said this about your Spamarama…
You're walkin' along the street, or you're at a party,
Or else you're alone and then you suddenly dig,
You're looking' in someone's eyes, you suddenly realize
That this could be the start of something big.
You're lunching at Twenty-One and watchin' your diet,
Declining a charlotte russe, accepting a fig,
When out of a clear blue sky, it's suddenly gal and guy,
And this could be the start of something big.
And you know…I think he’s right! :-D
Oh and Viagra...they keep wanting me to buy Viagra...I thought about telling them I am not a man I don't need it, but thanks for thinking of me!
I have not seen the alarm clock on...that is way too funny! What the heck do you care if they are late for work hee hee!!!
Oh I forgot to mail your books this week!!!! UGH!!! SORRY! I will work on getting them out today :)
Oh God, the ghost of Steve Allen - and all I get is Barney Fife!
Well, now, take down your fishin' pole and meet me at The Fishin' Hole,
We may not get a bite all day, but don't you rush away.
What a great place to rest your bones and mighty fine for skippin' stones,
You'll feel fresh as a lemonade, a-settin' in the shade.
Whether it's hot, whether it's cool, oh what a spot for whistlin' like a fool.
What a fine day to take a stroll and wander by The Fishin' Hole,
I can't think of a better way to pass the time o' day.
We'll have no need to call the roll when we get to The Fishin' Hole,
There'll be you, me, and Old Dog Trey, to doodle time away.
If we don't hook a perch or bass, we'll cool our toes in dewy grass,
Or else pull up a weed to chaw, and maybe set and jaw.
Hangin' around, takin' our ease, watchin' that hound a-scratchin' at his fleas.
Come on, take down your fishin' pole and meet me at The Fishin' Hole,
I can't think of a better way to pass the time o' day.
We need ya Raine.
Glenice - hey, don't worry about it - I haven't gotten to the post office myself. Been feeling a little under the weather the last couple of days - sinuses (I hope).
I get the Viagra ones too.
ROFL!
I got that Justin Timberlake one, too! And why is it your fault if your neighbors can't keep track of their damn alarm clock??? *g*
I love your Spamarama Fridays! You always make me laugh with your witty comments. :)
Tori - I don't know, but if they keep this up, I am going to steal their drum set.
Susan - Thank you sweetie.
Ah ha ha ha, Eve! I love it when you do these! Thanks for the laughs. :D
Meretta - I'm going to make it a Friday regular, sort of an end your work week with a laugh. That is, as long as everyone enjoys it.
Very funny. chortle chortle. Don't comment on my spelling I have a headache :) Must be the weather, or kids, or dogs, or self-imposed writing pressure. No I think it is the weather :)
lol love these. Glad you're going to make them a regular Friday thing :o)
Hey Eve, My Friday Tire update is completed.
Not as funny as your post, but maybe I'll drap a smile outta ya!
Poor Toni, hope you're feeling better.
Lis - Like I said, as long as the majority likes them.
Michele - on my way over.
Groovy! That dates me too, I bet. Hilarious. See what I mean about humor? (almost spelled that Canadian: humour)
You seem to get a lot that I don't ever get here.
I get a lot like Loreth's too. Some definitely seem to be from some literary works. Others like this one...? Who knows?
Sure, the poor misunderstood spam!
Hah. What's with the alarm clock anyway? That one is an opener that I really don't get.
I get Viagra, Valium, Cialis--all misspelled, of course, to not get weeded out by some spam-control program. The weirdest ones I'm getting right now are ones that have characters from all sorts of different languages and alphabets. Of course, the only ones I can really recognize are the Cyrillic (Russian and some Greek) and Roman ones.
Eve, you are too darn funny! I needed to read those. :-)
Ruby - what can I say, spam just likes me ...
Melissa - If I can bring one smile to someone who needs it, then it's worth it.
roflmao! I love these! I hope you do a list like this every Friday!
Carol - I just don't want to make everyone tired of them. But so far, next Friday is on.
I forgot to put in my Spam's worth,, ever hear Wierd Al Yankovitch's song
Spam in the place that you work (Ham and Pork)
It's a great tune! Great for singing along with in your car!
I've never heard that one. But Weird Al is a hoot, so I'm sure its a groaner *gg*
Headache coming and going so I think it is atmospheric pressure.
Everything else is constant :)
Happy Friday!
Toni - same with the pain in my knees. We're having "potential" for rain weather, supposed to be some more thunderstorms tonight.
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