It's spamarama time!
But first, a little bit about Thursday. Sorry I wasn't around and didn't make it to other blogs, BUT mom had a great day! She was up the entire day and didn't go to bed until 10:00 this evening. I stayed with her in the other part of the house (her watching TV, me cleaning the kitchen and rearranging the dining room - yes Susie and Glenice, rearranging the dining room - plus two loads of laundry). I fully expected her to go to bed when I went off for my nap, but no, she was still up when I woke up 3 HOURS LATER. Anyhoo, back to what you're here for:
Stuff in my bulk file:
Never seeen stuff I think, yes (Nope, I've never seen the stuff you think.)
Need a call soon (Here's a quarter, call someone who cares)
Do you want to do something useful in your life? (What, you mean other than talking to spam?)
Miss you and need you (Well isn't that sweet. I missed you too)
If you have always dreamed of being called a sex machine (Oh yeah, that's right up there with winning the lottery and getting it on with Hugh Jackman)
No nonsense report (I can report that there's no nonsense here)
Order status, opium poisoning (What order, ecstasy polluter?)
Your PR man is back THURSDAY (Oh goody, I've needed some good PR)
You money, pea green (Thank you fuchsia)
I am so very concerned about Monday (Why? What's happening on Monday? Don't leave me like this!)
You neighbors lost their alarm clock (You know, this is really starting to bug me)
Illegal investigation (You mean it's illegal to investigate lost alarm clocks?)
Shoe inquisition (Oh no, no inquisitions about shoes until we've stopped this alarm clock nonsense)
Your current residence update (My residence is fine, check next door)
We have what you need (Then hand it over lame brain)
You can get the watches you have dreamed about (Can they also work as alarm clocks, because I'm sure my neighbor has been dreaming about them.)
20 comments:
OMG! The alarm clock is back, AGAIN!! Hee-hee! Why are burglars stealing your neighbors alarm clocks? I LOVE SPAMAMRAM FRIDAY!!
Glad to hear your Mom had a good day!
Ditto--good to hear that your mom had a good day!
Man, that is great news about your mom.
Happy to hear about your Mom - Hope today is just a nice!
Illegal? Alarm clocks again? Mine aren't that normal - I'm getting lots of naughty offers - some so base, I can't mention them. How'd I get on those lists anyway?
Hmmmm, must be all those pics. LOL
Thanks for another insightful SPAMarama Friday, Bailey.
Love your sense of humor :)
Glad to hear your Mom had a great day!
Hate spam....love the fact your mother had a good day!
So glad to hear your mom had a good day!
I have to admit - I have been tempted to read my spam before I trash it - but it's so much more fun reading yours!
Have a great weekend - stay cool (been there done that yesterday - but the A/C was mostly my fault and not broken - sheesh!)
So glad your mom had a great day, Bailey. Great news! =D
I'm so happy yesterday was so good for your mom and you!
Do think your neighbors will ever find their alarm clock? LOL
Glad your mom had a good day.
I would have been here sooner but I was doing laundry so I had to keep going back downstairs every 1/2 hour.
I keep getting the spam about watches too.
I'm so glad your mom had a good day.
LOL on this weeks spam, man they sure send you enough of those alarm clock ones! I may steal your idea this week, I got some odd spam that actually could be funny :D
I like the shoe inquisition lol.
It's having the good days that keep you going!
I'll trade your spam for my "investment letters" from Africa and Belgium? Please? Please? a) it's great you had a 3 hr nap, and b) it's great that your mom had such a super day. Have a wonderful weekend!
Great that your mom had a good day - I hope she has lots more!
Snort--funny!!!
Glad your mom is having a good day.
Well, unfortunately, today wasn't as good. Mom has been in bed for most of the day (most? all) and got sick after supper. I had hoped we were through with that.
Tired, real tired - and a bit loopy.
Bailey, sorry to hear your Mom isn't feeling well. Am sending wishes for a quiet evening for you!
Love these! But so sorry your mom doesn't feel good today. Try to get some rest for yourself.
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