I will not open them in the dark, I will not open them in a park, I will not open Green Eggs and Spam, I will not open them, Sam I Am. (Sorry Doc)
U.S. Government’s New State of Colorado development. (They’re making a new state of Colorado? What’s wrong with the old one?)
Herb wants to know why you are annoyed? (Well if they’re going to start making new states, couldn’t they start with Oklahoma?)
Remodeling your house? Not enough in your budget? (No it’s okay. I had a garage sale and sold a lot of alarm clocks)
We should be able to help you. (If you could get me some more alarm clocks, that would be a big help)
Big upheaval in pink sheets, pay attention to the message. (Nothing, I just thought y’all just needed to know that there was a big upheaval in pink sheets. So if you have any, beware.)
Get a dick longer than your legs with Penis Enlargement Virility Patch PX. (Changes the meaning of peg leg)
Stop being embarrassed. (Wouldn’t you be embarrassed if your dick was longer than your legs?)
Avoid enhancement pills. (Don’t need them, my dick’s longer than my legs already. What do you want, the Eiffel Tower?)
Need some help? (No, I was just wondering if it would look better in cowboy boots or sneakers.)
Salvador wants to know what went wrong NOW? (Not a thing, unless you think having a dick longer than your legs is a problem.)
Giveaway Friday:
I'll draw a name on Monday
Shalvis:
Hero for Hire (Trueblood Texas)
Blue Flame
White Heat
Roughing it With Ryan (Temptation)
The Rancher’s Surrender (Intimate Moments)
For the love of Nick (Temptation)
The Detectives Undoing (Intimate Moments)
Come Fly with Me
Chance Encounter (Temptation)
The Bachelors Bed (Tempation)
Seduce Me (Temptation)
Men of Courage (w/Lori Foster and Donna Kauffman)
Men of Courage II (w/ Lori Foster and Donna Kauffman)
Anthologies:
Perfect for the Beach by Janelle Denison, Ericn McCarthy, MaryJanice Davidson, Kayla Perrin and Morgan Leigh
Man of My Dreams by Sherrilyn Kenyon, Maggie Shayne, Suzanne Forster and Virginia Kantra
Bad Boys to Go by Lori Foster, Janelle Denison and Nancy Warren
Bad Boys Over Easy by Erin McCarthy, Jen Nicholas and Jordan Summers
Bad Boys on Board by Lori Foster, Donna Kauffman and Nancy Warren
Fantasy/Paranormal:
Sword of Darkness by Kinley MacGregor
The Bitten by L.A. Banks
Hunting the Hunter by Shiloh Walker
Bitten and Smitten by Michelle Rowen
Mortal Danger by Eileen Wilks
Broken by Kelley Armstrong
Dates from Hell by Kim Harrison, Lynsay Sands, Kelley Armstrong and Lori Handeland
Contemporary:
She Drives Me Crazy by Leslie Kelly
Charlie All Night by Jennifer Crusie
Manhunting by Jennifer Crusie (original Temptation edition)
Strange Bedpersons by Jennifer Crusie (original Temptation edition)
Crazy for You by Jennifer Crusie
Hush by Jo Leigh (Blaze)
Summer Lovin’ by Carly Phillips
Romantic Suspense:
Code of Honor by Catherine Mann
Lie by Moonlight by Amanda Quick
Unspoken Fear by Hunter Morgan
Sleeping with the Agent by Gennita Low
Bad Attitude by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Impulse by Joann Ross
23 comments:
PEG LEG??@!!! ROTFLMAO! Oh, this SPAM -a -rama is hysterical!
Use the Patch, become a human tri-pod!! LOLOL!!
Hmm, books... I've heard a ton about Bitten and Smitten. If you think I'd like it, OK, if not, pick one from Queen Shalvis for me. I have two on order from my Library of hers, have to read her sometime. You guys are always raving about her stellar story telling talents, makes me feeling like I'm missing a whole lotta good reading.
Pink Sheets, **giggle** they'd better be satin, nothing comes close to my Peg leg but soft and silky ...teehee
Seriously, what the hell could you do with a dick that long? Penis reduction surgery?
Glad you liked them Michele. I wish I had a copy of Jill's Seeing Red to give away, since it won the Reader's Choice Award at National's last night!!! Yay Jill.
Scott - LMAO Sure brings new meaning to the three legged race.
Your spam-a-rama posts are so funny. Bitten and Smitten is really good Michele. I think you would like it.
You have some good books on your giveaway list. I would love to have Bad Attitude by Sherrilyn Kenyon. I couldn't find it in any of the stores where I live.
Have a good weekend.
Your spam is a lot more fun than mine! lol
I would love to have a copy of Sleeping with the Agent by Gennita Low. Thank you!
Congrats to Jill! I need to get Seeing Red. I have the first two and loved them.
LOL. I just can't get that image out of my head!
Code of Honor or Hunting the Hunted
whoops. would be nice please :)
Thanks Crystal - you have a good one too.
Carol - you really need to read Seeing Red. I wish I had a copy for the giveaway, but not right now.
Yes dear heart, watch you manners. *gg*
Three legged race! Eek. Scary image!! Cover my eyes!
My TBR pile is teetering, so I'll bow out of the drawing and catch you next time. Thanks for the offer, though!
I adore your Friday spam fests, Bailey. I love the way you can take annoying garbage and turn it into something witty and hugely amusing. And Dr. Seuss is one of my favorite literary giants. :-D
lol! Great ones, Bailey! Thanks! =D
I love spam-a-rama but now I going to have this picture of a human tri-pod in my head all day! LOL
I'd love Men of Courage.
Did you not get the stolen alarm clock one this week?! I'm shocked!
Love coming here for a laugh friday mornings.
I think I need another Shalvis, please. I still have one empty shelf in my new bookshelf.
Charlie All Night by Jenny Crusie or any Shalvis you care to giveaway. :) I Loved the last two you sent met! Thank you so much! And the tripod man image is making my day as I work away here on my partial - nearly ready to send out, yippee! :)
Oooh, no neighbors missing alarm clock? Wow, they must have found it! AS for the draw, someone read the Detective's Undoing and tell me how it is!
LOL, not a single alarm clock in the bunch, have they moved on to the next neighborhood?
Put me in for Bitten & Smitten or Sword of Darkness :)
LOL. Gives new meaning to my grandfather's statement in German: "You can't stand on only two legs" when he offered you a third cookie or drink or whatever.
Oh, "Seeing Red" won a prize yesterday? Great and thanks. Was this at RWA or which Nationals? Where do they have info about that?
I'll try for Catherin Mann's book "Code of Honor". Can't remember if I've got it or not. Oops, I see that Toni picked that one, too. So I'll go for Jill's "Seduce Me". None of her latest books except "Get a Clue" have come into our library system. Thanks, Bailey.
Got to go grocery shopping and it's definitely cooler outside than in here.
Bad Attitude or Man of My Dreams, I'll take either (or both) of Sherrilyn's titles. I love her stuff.
And Congrats to Jill for Seeing Red
please
Spam and giveaway friday all in one - can't get better than that :)
I'd be happy with any of the romantic suspenses or Shalvis books. I'm currently reading Aussie Rules which of course is great!
Please stick me in for a romantic suspense!
Great title by the way!!!
Kristie
Ach, I don't know who asked for which book. But if no-one has asked for "White Heat" by Jill, I think I'd like to have that rather than "Seduce Me" so that I have that whole series. I won "Blue Flame" from Jill herself.
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