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Happy Belated Birthday Tori!!!!!!!!!!

Now, on with our show:

Increase the number of your mates (that won't take long ...)
How are you? (Fine thank you. And yourself?)
Penis Enlarge Patch can make you dick bigger than the Eiffel Tower. (Wanna bet?)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock (I don't have time for this. You see, my dick is suddenly larger than the Eiffel Tower and ...)
Are we able to help? (I don't know, are you? You wouldn't happen to have an alarm clock and some superglue, would you?)
Talk to you later today (See, start walking around with a dick larger than the Eiffel Tower, and people start trying to avoid you.)
What did she tell you? (Nothing, she said she'd talk to me later. Why? Are you guys planning something?)
Raiders hostile takeovers targeting (Hold on a minute. No hostile takeovers. I'll hand over the Eiffel Tower)
Heya, this it or not? (What, the alarm clock or the dick?)
I will call you in 1 - 3 hours. (I don't care what you say, I'm not paying any ransom for that dick)
Pout (Go ahead and pout, not going to do you any good. And not only that, but your lip will stay that way)
Man, they're taking over. (Tell me about it)
Your health, nurse balloon (Thank you, doctor blimp)
This is genious! (Thank you. Just a little routine I have on Fridays)
I've found a friend (Okay, just don't tell those Raiders, they might want it back)
Is someone looking for someone like you? (Honey, there isn't anybody like me)


On another note, Brandy's cat Squeekie is still missing. Continue to keep her in your thoughts.